Saturday, April 11, 2009

I Forgot What The Store Is Called But I Loathe It

Today I went to Valley Fair and guess what really pissed me off? This stupid store that had the wrong jerseys hung on the ceiling like they were the best things that their store could offer. Guess what they were. Three Pittsburgh Penguin jerseys. I admit it, my favorite hockey player is Sidney Crosby and I want one of those jerseys that were hanging up there but really what the fuck? Why the hell would you advertise an arch rival's jerseys like they were gold? Last time I checked this was San Jose. Sharks City, USA/Teal Town, not Steal Town. So to those jerkoffs who did that shit at Valley Fair, open your eyes and ears (If you already didn't hear me bitch about you at the mall, I know one of your employees did. He looked at me like I was crazy. Even though he was stupid enough to work at that store.) because this is SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA not Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. This place doesn't have a Mellon Arena. We have the HP Pavilion. Take those jerseys off the ceiling and put Marleau, Thornton, and Cheechoo up there because if you want customers you better advertise what San Joseans want to buy, not something they'd set on fire. No wonder why you don't have customers. Oh by the way, if the owner of this store is reading this, I told my mom not to buy anything from your store. You might not think one customer would make a difference but trust me, it will when you know me. I have a big mouth and I love to protest. Oh and the store. I finally remembered which one it is. Sports Fever.

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